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Monday, 23 May 2011

SoLdIer

Soldier
Bundeswehr G36.jpg
German soldiers in Bosnia
Occupation
Type Profession
Activity sectors Military
Description
Competencies Physical
Stamina
Mindset
Fields of employment Army
Related jobs Commando
SWAT
Police officer
Mercenary
A soldier is a member of the land component of national armed forces; whereas a soldier hired for service in a foreign army would be termed a mercenary.[1] The majority of cognates of the word "soldier" that exist in other languages have a meaning that embraces both commissioned and non-commissioned officers in national land forces.

Sunday, 22 May 2011

PaRkOuR

Parkour (sometimes abbreviated to PK) is a utilitarian discipline based upon the direct, successful, swift traversing of one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation. It is a non-competitive, physical discipline of French origin in which participants run along a route, attempting to negotiate obstacles in the most efficient way possible, using only their bodies. Skills such as jumping, climbing, vaulting, rolling, swinging and wall scaling are employed. Parkour can be practiced anywhere, but areas dense with obstacles are preferable and it is most commonly practiced in urban areas.
The term "freerunning" is sometimes incorrectly used interchangeably with "l'art du déplacement". While l'art du déplacement aims to enable the practitioner to move quickly and creatively past obstacles, freerunning is a competition sport, with Urban FreeFlow being credited with this change of definition. Freerunning includes the use of tricking moves such as aerial rotations and spins, but parkour founder David Belle does not consider these part of parkour because the moves are merely for show, are not efficient (except in the case of those that help build momentum), can not assist anyone and do not help the participant to get from place to place. Although Sébastien Foucan is considered a co-founder of parkour, his philosophy later turned out to be different to that of parkour and grew to become known as freerunning (see below).

A practitioner of parkour is called a "traceur", which is most likely derived from Parisian slang "tracer" which means "to hurry" or "to move quickly". In proper French, "traceur" is an adjective qualifying something that leaves a trace or a trail behind it.

Saturday, 21 May 2011

fixie

In Australia, "fixed-wheel" is the normal term for the subject of this article — meaning the opposite of freewheel, and "fixed-gear" usually refers to a single-speed bicycle.
A fixed-gear bicycle (or fixed-wheel bicycle, sometimes known as a fixie) is a bicycle that has no freewheel, meaning it cannot coast — the pedals are always in motion when the bicycle is moving.
The sprocket is screwed or bolted directly onto a fixed hub. When the rear wheel turns, the pedals turn in the same direction.[1] This allows a cyclist to stop without using a brake, by resisting the rotation of the cranks, and also to ride in reverse.

KeMaLaNgAn NgeRi

satu kemalangan telah berlaku menyebabkan kesesakan jalan raya.. orang ramai bersesak2 mahu meihat mangsa langgar.. anda kebetulan ada disitu dan mahu melihat tapi tak dapat peluang.. anda pun mendapat satu idea: ketepi2!!!saya sedara dier!!.. "dengan rasa terkejut n hairan,,orang ramai memberi laluan.. setelah melihat mangsa,, anda terkejut beruk and tersangat malu.., rupe2nye yang mati dilanggar itu sebenarnya hanyalah seekor beruk dengan lembu


SiApA PaLiNg BoDoH...................


Suatu hari dua orang kaya sedang duduk-duduk di cafe, sambil berborak kosong tentang orang gaji masing-masing
Org kaya I: “Kau nak tau tak orang gaji aku tu bodoh nak mampus. Kalau tak caye lihat ni…”
Terus dia panggil si Adi orang gajinya.
“Adi, ini RM10 , pergi ke kedai, dan belikan saya kereta ferrari.” Adi pun menjawab dengan sopan, “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!”
Terus dia bergegas kekedai yang ade jual kereta. Orang kaya I itu terus mengatakan pada kawannye tu, “tengok kan betul tu?. dia bodoh nak mampus”
Org Kaya II: “Haha, itu tak de ape-ape lagi… saya punya orang gaji lagi bengap”.
Terus si org kaya II memanggil Ali, “Ali, pergi ke rumah saya, lihat sama ada saya ada di rumah atau tidak”
Ali: “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!” ali pun bergegas ke rumah tuannya.
Orang kaya II memandang temanye sambil ketawa Tidak berapa lama kemudian kedua-dua orang gaji ini bertemu ditengah jalan.
Adi: “Ehh you know, my boss is soooo stupid lah. Dia bagi aku $10 dollar dan suruh pergi beli ferrari, manalah boleh kan ari ni ari minggu tentulah kedai tutup.. “
Ali: “My boss pun stupid dum dum gak. Ada ke dia buleh suh aku balik umah tengok dia ada kat umah ke tidak..”

Thursday, 19 May 2011

tuk wani


Dia adalah orang yg satu – satunya kupilih utk menjadi pendamping ku kelak…kerana aku sayang padanya….meskipun dia tak tahu berapa besar rasa sayangku padanya… Mungkin memang jalan pikiran orang selalu beda, dan pendapat orang jarang yg sama..dan itu lah yg ku alami dgn dia….meskipun begitu aku selalu menutupi itu …